Worst Hunting Advice

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People pass on generations of hunting advice, tips and tricks to family members. Sometimes, that advice is just not good.

Antelope won’t jump over a fence.

Forget about the wind, just use scent blocker.

If you don’t shoot him, someone else will.

Deer don’t eat acorns, only field corn.

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You need to hang your deer stand 30-35 feet high!

Two deer hunters met in the woods. The first one said to the other, “Boy am I glad to see you, I’ve been lost for hours.” The second deer hunter said, “That’s nothing, I’ve been lost for a week.”

I’m pretty sure that way is North?

What side of the deer has the most meat? The inside…

Pheasants fly South for the winter, so that’s why I never get to shoot one.

You don’t need a hunting license for public ground.

Of course you can hunt deer at night!

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My cell phone duck call app is just as good as a real duck call…

You don’t need to hide to hunt turkeys.

You can wait a few days to gut a deer.

Deer don’t wake up ’til about noon on weekends.

Rub grape jelly over your boots and legs. Deer love the smell of grape.

Here’s a funny audio clip of comedian Bill Engvall deer hunting with his wife.

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